dvd's and little theives

what are the chances someone out there can burn me a copy of "Wet Hot American Summer," or something equally funny?

SOOOO who wants to know how fucking nuts some of the kids at my school are? Some anecdotes. As funny as ocd roommates? you decide. i just report the news.

1) A kid from fourth grade gave a pre-kindergartener a note and said give this to your teacher. The note was a surprisingly artistic and very detailed/realist drawing of a woman, naked, legs spread (yep, that mean bush and all), with various speech-bubbles, saying things like Give me your sperm; fuck me, daddy, etc. Do you know how much porn a 10 year old has to watch to be able to reproduce such details?

2) A 5th grade student (who I think may be borderline retarded) threw a rock at his teacher during recess. He is already fat and wears this gold pinky ring. The effect is thoroughly thuggish. But not thug like greasy suave italian mafia. I'm talking clumsy slow slovak mafia.

3) A kid in 1st grade told the teacher she had a big ole' butt, and then another kid quoted kind of at the teacher, but not directly to her, a line from a popular Diams song. Diams is like French Missy Eliott. Kind of butch but straight, very brash and sexual; but Diams, like most French commercial rap, is a crap-ass imitation of American innovators. The line in question roughly translates to: go get your g-string and fuck your new bitch. 1st grade, people, 1st grade.

And, 4) This little piece of shit, while I was arranging something else, and all the kids were leaving the classroom, knocked my envelop of flash cards to the ground, where some fell into the trash, took others, crumpled some up and threw them down the stairwell, and then left others to be found in his pocket where they were found after lunch, and after he had denied having anything to do with the dispersal of said flashards.

5) Someone "picked up" my new mechanical pencil when I left it in a class room. Can't prove it, but like there's any other explanation for it's disappearance.

These kids are the future of France. Poor France.